fishtwigz:

reblog this for a horrific pun in your inbox you know you want to

daughteroftheponds:

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

When I was in middle school my science teacher went off on a rant about how there were always those people once or twice a year who would go to the hospital because they would poke sticks or their hands into lava flows in places like Hawaii and such. I thought she was just trying to scare us

But I have found you

you are that person

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

layla-miller:

I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON

WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!!

WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reblog if you can hear them say it.

al-the-stuff-i-like:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

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SAM!

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DEAN!

I can also hear my heart shattering.

no but forreal I can hear it